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The early chapters of Genesis, which can be found in another best-seller, would have been a little different if Adam had been a five-year-old.
God: You may freely eat of every tree of the garden...
Adam: I don’t like those trees. The fruit is ewwie.
God: Ewwie?
Adam: The bananas have brown spots. Can you make a fruit cocktail tree?
God: Please, let me finish…You must not eat of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil...
Adam: That tree is ewwie, too. The fruit is green. Green tastes funny. Can I climb the trees? I want a tree house...
God: Okay, enough about the trees. Let’s move on to naming the animals...
Adam: I already did. I named them all Rocky. When I call them for dinner, I only have to use one name...Rocky, here Rocky, come on boy...oh, look a stampede...
God: I’d really prefer that you give each type of animal a different name.
Adam: How about Rocky, Rocky II, Rocky III, Rocky IV...it would be just like that movie! Maybe we could name all the girl animals Adrian...Yo, Adrian! Here girl...come on girl...
God grew exhausted talking to young Adam and caused a deep sleep to fall over him, although it took a while because Adam insisted he was too big to take a nap and said he needed a story...and a drink of water...and his binky...
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hahaha!
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